Dial M for Merde

Englishman Paul West has just received an offer he can't refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday. M, as Gloria likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking - but it soon becomes obvious she's interested in something a lot more fishy... Meanwhile Paul's best friend Elodie is getting married and Paul is asked to do the catering. And when he discovers that M's real target is the new President who is coming to Elodie's wedding, Paul knows that the merde really is about to hit the fan...